- Mark: I was offered a promotion in work
- Mammy: a promotion? A promotionton what?
- Mark: Supervisor
- Mammy: Not an ordinary visor!
- Mrs Brown: Noah's Ark, now that's made up, love.
- Mormon 1: No ma'am!
- Mrs Brown: No, son, think about it. Think about it!
- Mormon 1: I have ma'am, I have!
- Mrs Brown: It rained for forty days and for forty nights?
- Mormon 2: Yes ma'm that's right!
- Mrs Brown: And they called it a disaster?
- Mormon 1: Yes ma'am!
- Mrs Brown: In Ireland we call it the fuckin' summer!
Mrs. Brown's Boys
- Maria: don't mind me, my hormones are all over the place....
- Buster: would you like me to help you look for them...